The Democratic States of All the novemtrigintuple ladies is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.75 billion All the novemtrigintuple ladiesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong All the novemtrigintuple ladiesian economy, worth 467 trillion songs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 69,238 songs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, sea dolphins are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way', and belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All the novemtrigintuple ladies's national animal is the sea dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

All the novemtrigintuple ladies is ranked 45,371^st in the world and 245^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Patriotic, with 29.62 flags saluted per person per day.